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So I just noticed...
docezio: inexchangeforyoursoul: jewelebi: Wait a second… …Hussie you clever son of a bitch And now I’m seriously wondering if there will be a midnight update. omfg
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Yeah fuck the joke, this is a real giveaway
cancerously: mclovenasty: mclovenasty: mclovenasty: I was going to surprise everyone at the end and reveal that the joke giveaway was a real giveaway, but I don’t think that anyone would continue the joke but a couple of poor friends. So this is a real giveaway! In celebration of 200 followers, I will be giving away goodies related to your fandom! Of course, this is all terribly specific...
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friend: so who are you going to kiss at midnight on new years? ;)
me: my laptop
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“I don’t like jellyfish, They’re not a fish, they’re just a blob, They don’t...”
– A poem by Karl Pilkington (via marylily2)
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Norway: Sweden, who is he?
Sweden: My wife, Finland
Finland: Suomi
Sweden: bless you
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WatchWatch
faunolept: jeexbeez: 2lut: fhoeggot: I am crying so much dear god  OMFG. CRIES. OFSNJGFLA AHAHAH BEST I LAUGH EVERY TIME BAR MITZVAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH omfg HJBADDNJF I CAN’T BREATHE.
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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me: wow himaruya has a normal job ..
me: huh
me: it's almost like himaruya's leading a double anime life
me: ...
me: drawing countries by moonlight
me: normal life by daylight
me: never updating on time
me: he is the one named hidekaz
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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When I meet my bias
him: hi
me: lol hi
him: sooo--
me: i know when your birthday is
him: excuse me?
me: i know what your real name is
him: ah--
me: and how many people are in your family
me: your favourite colour
me: your favourite food
me: your ideal type heeheehee
him: you must be a typical stalker fan
me: no. i am your wife
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My New Years Resolution is:
TO MAKE  AWESOME FRIENDS ON  TUMBLR
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